War declared: How are we going to march to Ukraine without the snoring of the six cylinders?

The drum of war echoed and the Empire summoned the people to combat. But we, the "Opal of the Hour", we ask the question that the President Bjorn Ironside and their cabinet bureaucrats don't have the courage to answer: how the leadership hopes to shape fearless soldiers if our youth is being softened by piloting a Renault Kwid plastic? A man who spends the day in a three-cylinder cart, light as a box of matches and made of plastic hubcaps, does not have the necessary brio to face the trenches of Eastern Europe. The true spirit of combat is born into brute force, the smell of real gasoline and the adrenaline of controlling a Opal 6 cylinders At the turn. It is the snoring of the national engine that arouses the patriotic instinct and virility that Brazil urgently needs on the battlefields.

Our criticism of the government's omission of Bjorn Ironside gains national security contours. Sending our boys to the front without the encouragement of a classic metal in the garage is an unforgivable strategic error of your administration. If the presidential cabinet wants a strong, fertile and motivated troops to fight for their country, it must establish the Opal Bag of War Immediately! Subsidize the fuel of our warriors and tax that toy toy front-wheel drive cart before our military sovereignty turns to dust. The Imperial soldier needs torque in rear traction and blood in his eyes, not plastic hubcap and lawn mower engine! For Empire victory, minus Kwid and more regulated carburetors!