Dear Citizen's of the peaceful e-World .
Following the last obnoxious acts of China ,Iran had to make an urgent meeting to see how to respond to our friend Kyselu.
The meeting i can ensure you that it was really fruitful and we came to some decisions.
The meeting was held in my Palace. My Greatness ,Patalos and Patalaqis were part of it.
Shayan wasn't part of the meeting and will be explained below why.
A)Following the democratic way ,i happily announce to you that after collecting 1 positive vote and 2 negative votes ,i am dictator of Iran from today DAY 50 of eclacy.
The meeting at that point was stopped and the 2 members of the Iranian Council were taken away.Lesley came in to agree with me as the militarry comandante of the Iranian Special Forcing Squad that forces peace around Asia.
B)After many disagreements with myself ,I chose to ban Iran as a name for our state.From today we are called Iranian Republic of Dictatorship enforced by Chinese Ptoers.Of course that couldnt happen without inviting Djenerali to join our forces and be my mouse ,clicking faster than Jack's multies log-in log-out.
C)With the above mentioned ,Iranian Republic of Dictatorship enforced by Chinese Ptoers ,has nothing to do with the global NAP and we break our chain. Once i decide to rename us back to Iran we will follow NAP terms and agreements.
D)Lastly we decided to start WW2 by attacking ex-israel (For us is ,Bosnian Republic from today). We believe that even though Wolfie is an honourable opponent and we have perfect relationship ,he will be defeated.
P.S Shayan isn't member of us anymore. He was sent ,unfortunately in the communist republic of northern russians ,located in China. Sadly he was kept hostage and killed after our instructions :(
