Welcome back to Mostly Fake News India, where we investigate the most successful new entrepreneurs in the nation.

​Starting a new Holding in India is usually a tough grind. But for some lucky new business owners, finding loyal, permanent employees is surprisingly easy! In fact, they are getting plenty of workers on their very first day, all willing to work for absolute pennies.

​The "World's Best Boss"

​We interviewed a brand-new factory owner today who was thrilled with his sudden success.

​"I must just be a natural leader," the proud new CEO told us. "I opened my factory, set the daily wage to 0.05 Rupees, and within ten minutes, I had five permanent workers! They never sleep, they never ask for a raise, and they all have matching profile pictures. It is a miracle!"