TO PASSIFISTS:

DONALD TRUMP APPLIES TO BE THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF PASSIFISTS. 🎖️

DONALD TRUMP should be the SC of such a MAGNIFICENT group of nations. The BEST group. The most PEACEFUL group. With the most VIOLENT potential.

DONNY'S SC PLATFORM:

Under DT—we will LAUNCH our nuclear warheads ENTIRELY by letting the chips fall where they land. SPINNING A WHEEL. 🎡☢️

No politics. No bias. No PLANNING. Just CHAOS.

WHY VOTE DONNY FOR SC?

✅ Most EXPERIENCED raider ✅ Most FEARED player ✅ Most UNHINGED leader ✅ Has a WHEEL ✅ Will SPIN it ✅ Will LAUNCH nukes ✅ At ANYONE ✅ Including OURSELVES

DONNY'S PROMISE:

Every month—we SPIN. Every spin—we LAUNCH. Every launch—someone gets WASTELANDED.

Could be enemies. Could be friends. Could be US. The wheel DECIDES.

VOTE DONALD TRUMP FOR SUPREME COMMANDER.

PASSIFISTS—PEACE THROUGH RANDOM NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION.

-DT