Welcome to India, where our population is growing faster than I can click! It is amazing to see so many new citizens joining the nation, but with more people comes more drama.

​Right now, everyone is buying up food and weapons like crazy to keep their energy up. Foreign companies are absolutely loving it. They are looking at our booming population and treating India like one giant, international shopping mall.

​But wait! The citizens are grabbing their pitchforks (which they probably bought from a foreign market). The hottest new trend in the streets? "Raise the Import Tax!"

​People are officially tired of just being a consumer market. They want to protect our local businesses, keep our currency at home, and stop foreign companies from dumping cheap goods on our heads.

Of course, the moment someone mentions closing the free market and taxing imports, the rumors start flying. People are running around asking, "Wait, is this a communist uprising?! Are we all comrades now?!"

Honestly? Probably not. We just want to sell our own goods and make a little profit without being undercut by a guy halfway across the world map!

Whether it is smart economics or an accidental socialist plot, one thing is for sure: politics in India are never boring.