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OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE

OFFICE OF THE LIBERATOR • CHAMPION OF INVESTORS

FROM: Donald "Liberator" Trump ON BEHALF OF: Foreign Investors of Serbia TO: The Serbian Government and Citizens

RE: CRIMINAL VIOLATIONS OF FOREIGN INVESTOR TRUST AND THE PATH TO RESTORATION

To the Serbian Government and the Serbian People,

It is with GREAT disappointment that I, Donald Trump, on behalf of the FOREIGN INVESTORS of Serbia, issue this official press release. Regardless of your personal opinion on Donald Trump and his campaign to free Colombia—what is taking place in Serbia is a far GREATER sin and criminal activity.

Serbia was ONCE a beacon of CAPITALISM. A FREE MARKET paradise. A nation where foreign investors could park their gold with CONFIDENCE. With TRUST. With SECURITY. Tremendous nation. Tremendous people. The BEST open market economy—arguably better than the French (Donny's personal opinions aside).

★ ★ ★ WHAT HAPPENED? ★ ★ ★

The previous administration VIOLATED that trust. They LOOTED the treasury. They STOLE from their own citizens AND foreign investors. They treated the nation as their PERSONAL PIGGY BANK. They EMBARGOED trading partners. They CLOSED the markets. They have hiked currency rates by 25%. NPC hiring wages are through the ROOF. 

This is CRIMINAL. This is UNACCEPTABLE. This is a VIOLATION of everything Serbia stood for. They have destabilized TENS OF THOUSANDS of gold worth of businesses—many of which are foreign investors.

★ ★ ★ THE FOREIGN INVESTORS' DEMANDS: ★ ★ ★

1. TRANSPARENCY The INCOMING new government must PUBLICLY reveal ALL transactions. Where did the gold GO? Who BENEFITED? Show us the BOOKS.

2. RESTITUTION Foreign investors who are no longer confident in their investments due to criminal government activity must be made WHOLE. Every single one. Those who are no longer confident in Serbia may exit FULLY 100% on their investments or be provided a relocation permit to exit.

3. RESTORATION OF CAPITALISM End the embargoes. Open the markets. Welcome foreign investment AGAIN.

4. ACCOUNTABILITY The criminals who STOLE from Serbia must be NAMED and SHAMED. No protection. No hiding.

5. PROTECTION OF INVESTOR RIGHTS Guarantee that foreign-owned businesses will NEVER be violated again.

THE CONSEQUENCES OF INACTION:

If these demands are NOT met, the foreign investors—led by Big Donny—will take ACTION.

⚔️ NIGHT TIME raids on ALL Serbian colonies

⚔️ Serbian colonies will be REMOVED with foreign investor fighters landing on Serbian cores until the political environment is STABILIZED

Serbia will be laid to WASTE. Your Alliance of Piss and Poop leaders CANNOT protect you from investor justice. Hungary learned. Brazil learned. Croatia learned. Slovenia learned. Serbia will LEARN. When Donald Trump speaks—he means BUSINESS.

THE PATH FORWARD:

The world is WATCHING. The investors are WAITING. The Cartel is READY. Choose WISELY.

🇷🇸 MAKE SERBIA GREAT AGAIN 🇷🇸

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Respectfully (for now),

Donald "Liberator" Trump

★ Champion of Foreign Investors ★ Founder of the Cartel del Plomo o Arepas ★ Liberator of Colombia (in progress)

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