BiH Embassy on North Pole
Date: December 20, 2024
Dear Representatives of the North Pole,
Bosnian government express our deep concern regarding the repeated incidents involving Mr. Grinch, whose residential status at the North Pole remains unclear, systematically stealing joy, gifts, and the holiday spirit from the people of Bosnia and Herzegovina and rest of the world.
Bosnia and Herzegovina is known for its warm and festive spirit during the New Year and Christmas holidays but is often overlooked for its gambling addiction.
Therefore, we demand the following from you, as the authority overseeing the North Pole:
- Immediate intervention to prevent further theft and disruption caused by the Grinch.
- A formal investigation into the Grinch’s activities and intentions.
Citizens of Bosnia express dissatisfaction with the actions.
"DO NOT STEAL OUR WHEEL SPINS!"
Vice President Josh Gould, together with the Chief of the Ministry of Defence 1946, is prepared to launch a direct attack on the North Pole to break the resistance of the Grinch's army and restore peace to both the North Pole and the world.
Sheriff, president of Republic Bosnia and Herzegovina.
