TRANSEXUAL CAPITALIST UNION DISTRACTIONS THREATEN CURRENCY STABILITY

King Sosa and the Sosa Sosta Party maintain order, but the rising Democratic Union or Transexual Capitalist Union bloc wastes time on sexual orientation debates, leaving the kingdom unstable.

American Investors Beware: The kingdom is now reliant on foreign nationals to peg the U.S. currency. The Union’s distractions risk rising costs, economic chaos, and disrupted commerce. Loyalty to the Crown remains the only safe investment.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump bent the knee to the Transexual Capitalist as they stripped of his MAGA Party and ordered to change his identity — and in a display of astonishing compliance, his weak-ass still switched parties. Lol.

Glory to the King! Resist the woke distractions!

— ThirtyThree​