​Attention.

The following content is a satire song lyrics made by me, inspired by "Call me maybe" by Carly Ray Jepsen, it is made for pure entertainment and making fun of the game history, and some interesting events happened recently, anything below the red dot is part of the song, everything after the purple dot is musical :)

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Sosa : abracadabra, alu snack bar, petroska polska giv-

Bruce : Sosa ! Come grab some regions !

Sosa : I'll be right there bro! - abracadabra, alu snack bar, petroska polska give me the power, i beg of you !

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I rule America really well, ever since the dictator fell.

we got rid of latinos, now i run things my way !

I have cool clothes and rizz !

I teach terrorism to the kids, we have brawl stars and skirts, and femboys Fridays

Lazy administration, opposition hanged on a crane, and burnt cookies everyday.

Where you think you're going Popka?

Hey! I just got nukes!, no I'm not crazy !, i need them for some, deterrence purposes!

Buying Colombia, since the 100s, first name Sosa, last name Sosta!

Hey! I just got nukes!, Korea is blazing! Let's bomb Busan!, and snap some ladies!

we'll munch on Godma cookies, with covered femboys!

I'm Supreme Leader !, Sosa Sosta!

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Roran just cut off my balls.. my regime is about to fall...

Croatia won't take my calls... Hungary is nowhere!

I am in a bunker of steel, eating a putka chicken meal.

Refusing to make a NAP, will still hold on Mexico!

I'm never folding!, oh shit.. help me Slovenia!

Where is all of my homies ?

Can we work out something Popka?

Hey! I just got nukes!, they think I'm crazy!, i need them for some, master boosting!

Getting in Latin wars.. since the 100s, first name Sosa, last name Sosta!

Hey!, i don't hate poles.. i think they great see?, i just don't love the, communist entity.

We'll take over the continent!, Anchorage to Santiago di chile !

Before i came to America, i used to make grain, i had some dope bread!, i used to simp for old Marina!

All of my 1090 slave think i should go fax, President Roran and, say i was wrong my bad.

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Bruce : uhh, hello Roran

Roran : yes hello Bruce

Bruce : i need ya to pardon my friend 

Roran : sure sure Bruce, what's his name?

Bruce : Sosa-

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I know i look like... Scott pilgrim, i like his music, he is not dating a minor!

Hey!, i just got nukes!, Korea is blazing! Let's bomb Busan, and snap some ladies !

I never had a choice... They always blame me...

I'm supreme leader! Sosa Sosta!

Before i came to America, i lived in Colombia, with Lilico's grand dad, i used to bone old Craig!

All my beautiful game time i tried to throw facts, don't to hold back, now get my qui, quit stats.

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Thank you for reading, i hope i didn't ruin your day and made you laugh a bit :)

Miami | Day 559