​Colombia is now under the CONTROL of the Cartel del Plomo o Arepas. Tremendous name, by the way. A cartel of MUTUAL INTEREST. Very powerful. Very united. Lilico will remain as President of Colombia from here on out. Great guy. Strong leader.

Our mandate? SIMPLE.

ONE: The Cartel seeks to RESTORE ALL COLOMBIAN CORES. We will NOT stop until this is COMPLETE. If you want to blow your resources and gold trying to stop us, feel free. Be our guest. We LOVE taking your stuff.

TWO: Attack or embargo Colombia? Well, you CAN'T—we don't even EXIST right now since the FRENCH FRIES won't release Bogotá. Very sad. Very pathetic. However, the Cartel is watching CLOSELY to see which nations are supportive of Colombia. We're taking notes. DETAILED notes.

THREE: Enemies of Colombia are enemies of the CARTEL. Big mistake to make.

FOUR: We are OPEN for business. MERC SERVICES and DUMP ON YOU SERVICES. Tremendous opportunities. The best deals.

FIVE: Closed economy fighters who steal the Cartel's BHs—well, find out for yourself. Very bad decision. Very expensive lesson.

Very simple rules. Easy to follow. Don't test us. The Cartel is HERE. Deal with it.

-DJ

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