Meet Srpska Garda (EDIT)

In the world of Eclesiar, where countries collapse, borders are redrawn, and economies burst like overripe pumpkins, there is one unit that defies all rules of seriousness.

At first glance – a military unit.

At second glance – a political force.

At third glance –… a psychological experiment with elements of a tavern and a war headquarters.

                                                                       

- The Vožd who has a problem for every solution

At the head of this crew stands none other than Vožd Nemanja – a radiant figure, a great Montenegrin mind, and president of the SSL party. A man who leads

negotiations with foreign powers, commands armies… and somehow manages to find a problem even where none exists.

Legend says that when everyone sees a solution – the Vožd sees three more potential problems.

But behind that strategic paranoia lies what truly holds the Guard together – a great friend and an even greater emotional soul.

- Legija – the economist who sings while the market burns

If you’ve ever entered the Serbian Guard voice channel, chances are the first thing you heard was – Legija.

In real life, a nervous truck driver…

In the Guard: mascot, court jester, and an unstoppable loud presence.

His raspy voice and singing have become the unit’s trademark. But don’t be fooled – while singing, this man is simultaneously calculating exchange rates, tracking the market, and preparing trade moves that would put central banks to shame.

P.S. All of that is regularly fueled by a liter of whiskey a day.

- Locita Loca – the sun that keeps everyone together

Every serious organization has logistics.

The Serbian Guard has Locita Loca.

The beauty of the Guard, organizer of fun, generator of laughter, and the person without whom half the people would probably forget why they’re even here.

When morale drops – she lifts it.

When everyone goes silent – she creates chaos.

When it’s time to gather – everyone is already waiting.

Our SUN that warms us with her contagious laughter.

- Robin Hood – the seriousness holding the front

While some sing, others wage war.

Robin Hood, commander of the Serbian Guard, is a man who wears seriousness like a uniform.

Alongside the Vožd, he is a key figure in international negotiations and military operations. A family man, stable and calm – yet always present when the community calls.

He is proof that even in chaos, someone must know what they’re doing.

- Veličković – our wise elder

In every group, there’s that one “old and wise” figure.

In the Serbian Guard, that’s Veličković – a serious economic asset and the man who, together with Legija, keeps the finances under control.

But don’t let his seriousness fool you – without him, the community wouldn’t be complete.

- Mr. Popara – the admin who provokes out of love

From the Guard emerged one “big player” – Mr. Popara, now part of the game administration.

Our “flower,” as we lovingly call him – but also the biggest provocateur.

His favorite activity? Teasing the Vožd.

But always within the boundaries of

tradition, affection, and eternal rivalry that keeps the spirit of the community alive.

It is a great honor to metaphorically scratch the beard of our great Admin.

                                              

- Neman91 – the silent pillar

He doesn’t talk much.

He doesn’t create chaos.

He doesn’t sing.

But when needed – he’s there.

Neman91 is one of those people without whom the community isn’t complete, even if no one notices… until he’s gone.

Serious, dedicated, emotional – and like the Vožd, capable of getting frustrated when things don’t go as planned.

- LAKINHO – the unmatched keyboard master

Our great talent, a fiery keyboard player.

A man without whom no tavern truly lives.

In one night, he visits more bars than Belgrade’s tram number 2 completes loops.

His jokes can be absolutely hilarious – which is why he’s essential to this community.

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Although we’ve listed the “big names,” the Serbian Guard has around 15 members – and each of them carries a piece of this story.

This is not just a military unit.

This is not just a political organization.

This is a family.

A family that:

Wages wars without sleep

argues about exchange rates at 3 AM

and can stay in voice chat for 3–4 days

straight

Where laughter is louder than commands.

Where chaos is part of the system.

Where people don’t log in just for the game – but for the people.

If you’re registered in another country…

If you think you’ve seen everything the game has to offer…

You haven’t. Not until you see what it looks like when a country is run with laughter, madness, and 3 days without sleep.

📢 Return to Serbia.

📢 Join the Serbian Guard.

Because here, you don’t just get a team.

You get a crew that will annoy you, make

you laugh, and keep you awake until morning.

If you enter the voice channel at 5–6 AM, you’ll hear Locita cursing because her coworker left a dirty machine… and Legija holding the steering wheel of his truck, furious at traffic and incompetent drivers.

If you join in the afternoon, you might find our “flower,” the great admin, and the radiant Vožd teasing each other – while clearly caring deeply.

And in the evening, all the way until morning… you’ll find music and a drunk community.