Interview with the Croatian presidental candidates

Please read my totally neutral and objective interview bellow.

Zalogur: Why do you want to be president?

Wonder Boy: I want to build a peaceful future where everyone can grow and succeed.

Martial_Ant: I hate camels. That’s basically my platform.

Zalogur: What makes you happy?

Wonder Boy: Seeing people come together and create a better world.

Martial_Ant: Baby wipes. I LOVE baby wipes.

Zalogur: What is your message to the people?

Wonder Boy: Choose hope, kindness, and progress.

Martial_Ant: No more camels. More baby wipes.