Salam, Peace and Pew Pew to all!!!

Well, the war between WET and EPIC has been going back and forth for what feels like an eternity, and I’ll be honest, it’s starting to take a toll on my body. So, while I was in Sweden doing some summer campaigning, I decided to take a short break and enjoy the beach.

The sun was shining, the waves were calm, and I was finally getting a moment of peace until I noticed something unusual buried in the sand. Curiosity got the better of me, so I brushed away the grains and picked it up.

It was… a picture. A picture of a penguin.
A penguin wearing a swimsuit (Which you can unlock in the premium section).

Something about that penguin seemed oddly familiar, so I sent the photo to the Saudi Arabia Secret Intelligence for processing. After a thorough analysis, the results came back and I nearly dropped my kebab.

The penguin wasn’t just any penguin. It was a high-ranking officer in WET.

Yes, you read that right. A top brass, living a double life… with quite a peculiar hobby. And apparently, a “thing” for feet.

Now I can’t help but wonder, what other secrets is this bird hiding beneath those flippers? Only time will tell.

Peace out and watch your step. Especially if you have nice toes. ?

Yours Truly,
Nuradeen 
- Supreme Minister of Sunbathing & Enemy Penguin Exposure