BARRACK+ HAS ARRIVED!

A Message from Comrade Ponczella, Minister of Recruitment:

Dear citizens of Georgia,

I am proud to announce the launch of Barrack+, the greatest social programme our Republic has ever seen.

For too long, our citizens have suffered from a terrible problem:

not enough people living in our perfectly good barracks.

The Ministry of Recruitment has decided that this unacceptable situation must end.

Under Barrack+, every citizen can look forward to the essentials of a happy and productive life:

A bed. A roof. A job. A number.

And, for citizens demonstrating exceptional dedication to the Motherland: a window.

Yes, comrades. A window.

We understand that some citizens may ask:

“Why do we need so many barracks?”

The Ministry has carefully considered this question and reached a brilliant conclusion:

Because we have so many barracks.

It is simple economics. An empty barrack produces nothing. An occupied barrack produces a worker. A worker produces goods. Goods produce prosperity.

And prosperity produces more barracks.

This is what we call progress.

Under my leadership, no bed shall remain empty, no citizen shall remain without a purpose, and no perfectly respectable piece of communal housing shall be left standing unused.

Barrack+ is not merely a housing programme. It is a lifestyle. It is a community.

It is a roof over your head and a reminder that the State knows exactly where you are.

So do not fear the future, comrades. The future has already been assigned.

No job? We will find one.

No housing? We will assign one.

No choice? We will deal with that later.

With devotion to Georgia,

Comrade Ponczella

Minister of Recruitment