The Parody Press  Edition 1

Now also with: spelling errors

 

The News: New anarchy party in Portugal! They don’t like their taxes high

The party was founded on the 56 day and wants to go against the corruption and lies of there government.  There ideology is based on a trinity of commandments:

“The PAP is governed by the principles of responsibility and transparency towards its citizens.

The PAP is based on individual freedom and the sharing of opinions, with the only objective being the social, economic and military evolution of the country.

 The PAP applies a policy of hostility to any type of legal plunder.”

What will happen next is unknown, maybe nothing since anarchists are more of the lazy kind of people.

Anarchist in action

After making this article I found out there is an English version for the new party announcement

New President of Russia

Who actually cares, they have an active population of 4 and all their land is occupied by other countries. Anyways, there new leader is kinzhal, and he states: “We have won in numerous wars. Both IRL and here we will be victorious” I wish them good luck with their 3-day special operation. 

About the weather:

Today we can expect a light breeze from the west across Europe. In Germany, fallout could lead to acid rain. Stay safe my fellow citizens!

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