WET vs. Italy: Day 1

Brave WET Forces Display Heroic Prowess Against the resounding enemy power.

The glorious alliance of WET – the indomitable German Reich, the fiercely neutral Swedes, and the ever-so-valiant French – has today launched its daring campaign against the rich and powerful nation of Italy.

Initial reports flooding in paint a picture of breathtaking bravery and strategic genius on the part of our WET warriors.

In a stunning display of overwhelming german force, WET has successfully secured the strategically vital city of Bari.

In the meanwhile, in the ancient city of Cagliari, our valiant WET troops from France and Sweden are reportedly engaged in a fierce defense against the Italian forces!

We salute you, heroes of WET! 

Your courage in the face of such overwhelming… underwhelming opposition is truly an inspiration to us all.