​During the Cartel's detour to Hungary, we found a STRANGE fellow—this so-called Zalo-Ghur—lying in the desert. Very sad sight. As he saw me, I woke him up with the FINEST arepa. Tremendous arepa, by the way. The best. He claims he's SORRY about delaying The Bogotá Accord meeting. Very sorry. He said he will PROMPTLY deliver the results of the meeting to the world. He better. We're watching. VERY closely. Anyway, we left him in the desert. Who knows how he's getting back home. Not our problem. Good luck, Zalo-Ghur!

-DONALD TRUMP