Image 1. Israeli airstrike to Riyadh


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§1. Saudi Arabia shall be henceforth known as the Israeli Protectorate of Saudi Arabia
§2. Viri will be declared as the de facto leader of the Israeli Protectorate of Saudi Arabia
§3. salami can no longer eat fish
§4. Israel shall receive 5 shares of Znarch's Memorial Fund as war reparations
§5. The Israeli Protectorate of Saudi Arabia shall keep its cores
§5.1. Aswan is recognized as rightful clay of the Israeli Protectorate of Saudi Arabia
§5.2. Ar Ruthab shall be released when Israeli overlords decide so
§6. There shall be 30 day period of no warfare activity between the Israeli Protectorate of Saudi Arabia and BFTE/GAUSS/w/e they are called now
§6.1. This clause covers all organized military activities (wars, nukes, RWs, etc), but like use your brains if somebody is just RH hunting
$6.2. This clause covers economic warfare
§6.3. This clause utilizes common sense, so no mercing or other random bullshittery
§6.4. This clause excludes training wars
§7. trendo can be rented for price of a medkit per night
§8. Znarch will become the god of Israeli protectorate of Saudi Arabia, every sunday at 8am ST its citizens will pray in front of his tomb.
§9. If Israel breaks this pact, Saudi will send JohnnyJester to their DMs