Colombia Cartel DOWs on Oppressors.

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🇨🇴

TODAY—COLOMBIA WILL BE FREED.

With the help of INTERNATIONAL FIGHTERS, the era of Colombian oppression is—dare I say—TEMPORARILY over.

There have been many back and forth negotiations. How much should a Colombian core COST? Building reimbursements? Business reimbursements? Blah blah blah.

Initial negotiations with the French and Alliance of Piss and Poop (APP) led by MARTIAL_CAN'T—talking about how the community needs a certain amount of players for a certain amount of regions. Blah blah blah. All STALL TACTICS is what DT initially thought.

However, after weeks of interaction—DT hit an EPIPHANY.

Martial_Can't's allied leaders seem to have LOW INTELLIGENCE—stunning DT. Martial_Can't is a mere HOLLOW PUPPET. He has NO say. He's just a MOUTHPIECE. Alliance of Piss and Poop is supposedly a unanimous democracy run by a SHADOW LEADER. And since DT hurt their FEELINGS through weeks of freedom fighting—the EGO was damaged and HUMILIATED.

BUT.

The only number that Lilico and DT care about is 6.

SIX Colombian core regions will be under the control of the Colombian government.

There will be NO NAP between Colombia and the oppressors.

Colombia will ALWAYS be grateful and appreciative to the nations that supported Colombia in her freedom. 

Land on Colombia at your OWN RISK—but don't say DT did not tell you what will happen.

Feel free to refer to the TRUMP DOCTRINE - Day 571.

THE FUTURE:

Colombia will institute an IMPERIALISM POLICY on her former oppressors. It is time for Colombia to have COLONIES of her own.

-DT