The APP is proud to release the following official statement regarding recent diplomatic developments within our coalition. After extensive negotiations and a unanimous vote among all four current member nations we are pleased to confirm that Brazil has officially joined our alliance as the fifth and final member state.

This decision reflects the shared vision, strategic cooperation, and longstanding friendship between our nations. The current members agree that five represents the optimal size for effective coordination and unified decision-making. Therefore, the alliance will not be accepting additional members beyond this expansion.

Elephant in the room

The inclusion of Brazil has required a revision of the alliance’s official name. Our previous name, Adriatic Pannonian Pact, no longer represented our expanded international identity, as it geographically described only the original Southeast European members.

Following weeks of lively debate, creative brainstorming, and occasional questioning of everyone’s sanity in our HQ, the alliance is proud to present its new name, while preserving our well-known acronym as well as our proven enthusiasm for, well… shooting things:

APP – Alliance for Pew Pew

The alliance looks forward to strengthening cooperation with Brazil and continuing to work together toward security, prosperity, and mutual respect. We remain committed to peace, unity, and a fair and competitive global environment.

Long live pew pew,
Long live APP.