SURVEY — 700 days of power, 7 wars in Colombia, zero strategy: archives the government prefers to forget

The Scattered Rooster read the fourteen volumes of the national chronicles. There is a concentrated power between two men, wars triggered and then lost, stolen conquests, flouted alliances and an increasingly isolated France.

The Rooster — Investigation

The national library chronicles are public, but few people read them. We made it, volume after volume, from day 3 to day 732, and we completed these archives with diplomatic relations and official figures from day 744. Every fact quoted here comes from it. Nothing is invented. Everything is verifiable.

I. The same two men for 700 days

Let's start with a simple question: who governs France?

Of the 19 presidential elections found in the archives, 15 were won by two men :

  • Majestic Doggoelected Chairman at least 9 timesfrom day 125 to day 732;

  • Tikazzelected Chairman 6 times : from day 6, then five consecutive times from day 518 to day 640.

The other four wins returned to Bobi Coarach (twice), Lux and Desmoulins. The latter's presidency, on day 702, lasted only one term: Majestic Doggo regained power thirty days later.

Today Majestic Doggo is president. Tikazz is Vice-President and Minister of Defence. The power does not rotate in France: it exchanges between two people.

It is therefore up to them to hold to account, for almost everything that follows has happened under their presidencies.

II. Colombia: Seven wars for three regions

France holds today Medellín, Cali and Barranquilla. This is the only lasting gain in its history out of Hexagon, and the government likes to boast. Here's what he's not telling.

Seven declarations of war. France declared war on Colombia on the day 324, 461, 478, 560, 615, 621 and 677. Minister Luc himself recognized in a public exchange: "L only France "

Lost conquests. On the way, France took and then lost BogotaThe capital, three times. She also lost Cúcuta and Mitú. Resumed at day 617, Mitú remained French only three days.

The humiliation of days 620 to 625. Under the chairmanship of TikazzThe Colombian front collapses. In four days, France loses Mitú, Cali, Bogota, Medellín and Barranquilla. Colombia counter-attack: it occupies Marseille on day 624, Strasbourg on day 625, and launches an invasion of Paris. France will resume Marseille on day 625 and Strasbourg on day 630. A South American power on French soil: this is where the Colombian adventure led.

Bombs across the world. Just before this break-up, between 615 and 619, France triggered seven nuclear strikes : five on Perthone on Brisbane and one on Kashgar, thousands of kilometers from the Colombian front. A few days later, the enemy marched on Paris.

The man who presided over this disaster is today Minister of Defence.

III. The cemetery of conquests

Colombia is no exception. Archives reveal a pattern that repeats itself.

China (Presidency Majestic Doggo). From the day 203, France conquers Kunming, Shenzhen, Shanghai, Lhasa, Kashgar and even Beijing. In a few weeks, Everything is lost.

The Philippines (Presidency Majestic Doggo). Tacloban, Cebu and Puerto Princesa are conquered and then lost one after the other.

Italy (Tikazz Chair). Between days 586 and 608, France launches seven invasions of Catania, and then an eighth on day 687. Catania never fell. On day 676, France took Milan, and loses it the next day.

France knows how to conquer. She can't keep it. Every offensive costs weapons, energy and gold, and leaves nothing behind it.

IV. Alliances worth nothing

A nation also judges itself at its word, and the archives are overwhelming.

  • The United States : France signed an alliance with them seven times. She did. declared war on days 325 and 462, and imposed two embargoeson days 641 and 727.

  • Italy Allied to Day 315, enemy on Day 337, again allied to Days 428, 461 and 615, then attacked again on Day 687.

  • Germany : she declared war on France six times, and yet France has renewed its alliance with her more than a dozen times.

  • Croatia, presented today as an ally, took Mitú to France on day 478.

  • Saudi Arabia : allied to day 96, struck by a French embargo on day 308, it returned the same on day 621.

An alliance that changes every hundred days is not diplomacy. It's improvisation.

V. An isolated France

This policy has one result: isolation. Archives nine embargoes imposed on France by eight countries: Turkey, the South Korea (twice), United States, the Slovenia, the Hungary, the Northern Macedonia, the Bulgaria andSaudi Arabia.

And the four current allies of France do not form a bloc. The Poland is at war with Bulgaria, Northern Macedonia and Ukraine. The Croatia fight against Ukraine... and against Greece. Two allies of France are fighting each other, while Paris signs with both.

All these alliances expire on October 21. Will the government renew them with their eyes closed?

VI. A nation that does not protect itself

While its leaders were going to conquer China, Colombia or Italy, France itself was invaded repeatedly:

  • by the Lithuania, which conquered Nantes, Toulouse, Marseille, Strasbourg and Ajaccio from the first days, and twice Paris, under the chairmanship of Tikazz;

  • by lGermany, which took Paris on day 101;

  • by the Slovenia, which took Paris Day 316, under the chairmanship of Majestic Doggo;

  • by the Colombia, which occupied Marseille and Strasbourg then market on Paris on days 624 and 625, under the chairmanship of Tikazz.

Paris fell at least four times. Three of these falls took place under Tikazz or Majestic Doggo.

VII. Questions to be answered by the Government

The Rider Rooster publicly asks the following questions to President Majestic Doggo, Vice President Tikazz and Minister Luc:

  1. Why did France declare war on Colombia seven times ? What was the objective, and was it achieved?

  2. Why nuclear strikes on Perth, Brisbane and KashgarA few days before Colombia invaded France?

  3. How can the man who presided during the occupation of Marseilles and Strasbourg today lead the Defence ?

  4. What remained of the conquests in China and Philippines ?

  5. Why sign alliances with countries that France attacks or boycotts a few days later, and with countries that wage war between themselves?

  6. Why More 1,000 gold do they sleep in the state caisses, while Nantes suffocates near the 50 % and that the country has only 90 active players Out of 1,201 citizens?

Conclusion: France deserves better

Archives don't lie. They tell the story of a concentrated power, of wars launched without a plan, of abandoned conquests, of a word worthless and of a country left to abandon while its leaders played to conquerors.

France has courage. His players have talent. What she's been missing for 700 days is a government that thinks about her before thinking about her wars.

It's time to change.

The Rooster By Alfa